Looking for the most insane CUV built? Look no farther than your Alfa Romeo dealer. The 505-horsepower Stelvio is a special kind of bat-shit crazy managing to match or beat the 0-60 times of more powerful crossovers while sounding like a Ferrari-possessed Jaguar F-Type cross bred with a loud barking dog. The Alfa may not be as reliable as some, the tech may be behind the curve, and the cargo area is certainly snug… But the Stelvio Quadrifoglio is quite simply the sexiest and most fun you can have in a crossover 8 inches off the ground.
